Rock Anthem for the Retarded Teen Hipster Population

Before we start, I'd like to say that we're all done

Remember what we started for, remember it was fun

But now we try so hard to look like we don't try

The only things that we become are all the unimportant things we die

Anything I can do, get to do

I'll sell my eyes and my head, yeah

And the fact we're different makes us all the same

Yet we still insist on playing all these stupid games

We even dress just like our parents did when they were our age

The only thing we learn from our mistakes is that we make a lot of mistakes

Anything I can do, get to do

I'll sell my eyes and my head, yeah

We know so much, we're so advanced

We kill off hits we sing or dance

We make the drugs off their spot

We're so confused, we'll never die

Don’t have our junk, but we're so pumped

Don't need a book and we got a vibe

We talk so hard, we'll change the world

But we're so naive, us boys and girls