Big Thumbs

Ashtray balanced on my chest

Sucking on a cigarette

If I don't burn in hell

I just might burn in bed

Staring into a glowing red ember

On a chilly morning in December

I look out my front window

And realize that the walk needs shoveling

Oh, my head aches

Whenever I'm listening to you

Oh, my head aches

Whenever I'm thinking of you

Underneath the snowbank

I found myself a big thumb

Found myself a rusty dime

I put that big thumb in my pocket

The damn thing stayed there until it rotted

Now I got it in a pickle jar

I wonder who it once belonged to?

Oh, my head aches

Whenever I'm listening to you

Oh, my head aches

Whenever I'm thinking about you

Oh, my head aches

Whenever I'm listening to you

Oh, my head aches

Whenever I'm thinking about you

Oh, my head aches

Whenever I'm listening to you

Oh, my head aches

Whenever I'm thinking about you