Wanda and Duane (Live)

Wanda met Duane in a local bar

Next to an industrial park

Duane didn't like the clothes she wore

But she felt real good in the dark

After a few dates, they said "why wait?"

And Wanda moved in to stay

In Duane's apartment on the second floor

Next to the 605 freeway

They made love in the morning

Love in the evening, love in the afternoon

But all good things gotta come to an end

Even in a warm bedroom

Duane got tired of hearing her voice

Wanda got sick of his breath

And they never said a word when they went to sleep

On opposite sides of the bed

Well, ain't it a shame

But there ain't no one to blame

When love just slips away

And only the lovers remain

Well, ain't it a shame

But there ain't no one to blame

So the names have all been changed

To protect Wanda and Duane

Wand joined a gym but she never went

'Cause it was just too far away

Duane held the TV remote control

And smoked three packs a day

Wanda thought that undercover she might take a lover

But you know she never did

While Duane fell in love with the naked girls

In all the magazines that he hid

Wanda was looking out the front door

At the trees blowing in the wind

She said, "Maybe someday I'll blow out that door

And I won't blow back again"

Duane was staring out the bedroom windown

At the leaves falling from the trees

He said, "Maybe someday I'm gonna jump out this window

And I won't say goodbye when I leave"

There's no one to blame

So we changed our names

To Wanda and Duane