Newton Wolves Rap

Uh-uh, yeah (Alright, uh)

Y'know what? (Uh, uh, uh-uh, uh, yeah)

All life started with the Big Bang

An explosion so great from which we all sprang

The universe dispersed mass

Traversing space as time passed

Space expanding mad fast

Stars made of light and gas (Uh)

The cosmos with billions of stars, gleaming

These are the events that brought us wolves into being

Newton, newton

Now you know our name

And you know we trained

To wax poetic refrain

With our superior brains

Evolution's changed

Our instincts remain

To wax poetic refrain

With our superior brains

For years we ask how

But we should ask why?

Below a canopy of nebulas in the sky

Orbiting matter inspiring thoughts

And in this perfect vacuum our pale blue dot

Newtons, newton

Newton, newton

Newton Wolves explain

The knowledge we gained

To wax poetic refrain

With our superior brains

Evolution's changed

Our instincts remain

To wax poetic refrain

With our superior brains

Protons

Neutrons

Folding together like a futon

Colliding in poem like a perfect storm

Creating galaxies and planets

Like the one that we're on

We're talking 'bout Earth, y'all

Alright, now it's time to break it down

With every kind of star that has ever been classified

We talking giants

Subgiants

Red giants

Blue giants

Luminous giants

Very luminous supergiants

And less luminous supergiants

Pulsar (Yeah), neutron star (Uh-huh)

When they rotate together that's a binary star

Class W, class O, class L, class F

Do we have any other stars?

Oh, most def'

Newton, newton

Red dwarf, white dwarf

Brown dwarfs are fun

If you want to see a yellow dwarf, look to our sun

But don't look at the sun

Oh, no, don't do that

That's everything we learned about the known universe

The end