If There's a Will (feat. Daveed Diggs & Tituss Burgess)

Helen will you freshen up my drink?

Okay

Take Shampagne to see his doggie shrink?

Of course

Lace my girdle, file down my skin tags!

Sure

And count all my shoes and my handbags

Helen will you swallow all your rage?

For now

Keep it like a monkey in a cage

I love monkeys

Just ignore Shampagne's much higher standing?

I will

Adore me, endure me, withstanding my demands!

But I've got plans so these demands are temporary

I grin and bear it, knowing where my future life could lead!

I grit my teeth and find relief repeating

If there's a will, there's a way, there's a wa-ay

If there's a will, there's a way, there's a wa-ay

If there's a will there's a willy nilly way

To be living like I'm top notch, filfthy stinkin' rich, watch!

Just gotta be smart like so

Keep playin' the part like so

Don't step on my toes, nobody knows what really goes on

In Bitsy's rich 'n' famous lifestyle penthouse in the tower

Gonna have my hour with the will power

Maybe I'll manipulate the lawyer

That's good

Show a little ankle in the foyer

Men love ankles

Make him give me power of attorney

Or else

He'll leave Bitsy's house on a gurney!

Her Shampagne taste is such a waste

It's time she tasted mine

Let's seal the deal up, club a seal up, show me where to sign!

Until that day, I lay awake, recalling

If there's a will, there's a way, there's a wa-ay

If there's a will, there's a way, there's a wa-ay

If there's a will, there's a Willy nilly way

Willy nilly, way, willy, willy, willy, way

Oh Helen, is it worth it? Maybe you should give up this life of misdeeds and manipulation

Just kidding!

Willy, willy, nilly, hey!

Gonna shake that money in my monkeybank!

Gonna shake it

Willy, willy, nilly, hey!

Gonna shake that money in my monkeybank!

Gonna shake it

Whoa, oh shake it willy nilly, shake it willy nilly

Whoa, oh shake it willy nilly, shake it willy nilly

If there's a will, there's a will, there's a way, way, way, way, way, way, way

Way, way

Okay, I'm done