Wanker

He’s a wanker

No different from the rest

He’s a wanker,

And he still don’t pass the test

He’s a wanker

He pops out for chow mien

Goes missing for three days

Then he’s on the piss again

Prefers to play his Xbox

He’s a waste of good Durex

He’d rather spend the night with palm

Than have some filthy sex

He’s a wanker

He’s no different from the rest

He’s a wanker

And still don’t pass the test

Is he bipolar?

Nah, he’s just thick

He can’t grasp sarcasm

He’s a sandwich short of a picnic

His ex was right to dump him

Cos he sure does get about.

I fell for his initial harm

But now I’ve sussed him out

He’s a wanker

He’s got more money than sense

Try to tell him how I feel

But he just takes offence

Cos he’s a wanker

As shallow as he seems

Best boyfriend ever?

Yeah in his fucking dreams.

He’s a wanker

I thought he was the one

He’s a wanker

Can’t even make me cum

He’s a wanker

No different from the rest

He’s a wanker

And he’ll never pass my test

No No No

What a tosser