One Leg at a Time (feat. Steve Gulley)

I put on my britches one leg at a time

I put on my ol' britches just one leg at a time

I get up in the morning, try to help that ol' sunrise

I put on my britches just one leg at a time

When you fall down on the ground, you get dirty sometimes

Fall down on the ground, you're gonna get a little dirty sometime

A-mister money machine gets meaner

When you hang around the high dry cleaner

Better put on your britches just one leg at a time

A-one leg at a time

A-one foot in front of the other, now with a smile

Put on your britches one leg at a time

Go down the country road with a smile

Put on your britches one leg at a time

Put 'em on, Sam

I had a big, sharp pocket knife and some ol' scrap iron

(They got me)

A big, sharp pocket knife and a lil' scrap iron

(They don't get to see)

Hey, jack o' spades, black and blue

You better play them cards once dealt to you

And put on your britches just one leg at a time

Yeah, them high-heel cuties make a fool outta you

(Aw, tell me that)

Them high-heel cuties gonna make a fool outta you

(Me too)

When they follow you around, they make your socks roll up and down

You better put on your britches just one leg at a time

Hey, one leg at a time

A-one foot in front of the other, now with a smile

Well, you put on your britches one leg at a time

Go down the country road with a smile

Put on your britches

When you get up in the morning

You better put on your britches just one leg at a time