Treasure

If he looks like he's bad news Six-foot five with a couple tattoos A smokin' habit and a drinking problem Sounds like he's my prince charming Blames his shit on his checkered past Like his DUI from his last relapse If he spent a couple nights in the county jail Well, somebody get me a wedding veil I can't change 'em I can't fix 'em But damn, I sure can pick 'em Pick up the tab when they ain't got a dime Pickin' up problems that ain't even mine Pickin' up em' though I know better I'm just picking up trash and callin' it treasure I'm picking up trash and calling it treasure I've tried making nice with the "Yes ma'am" types The kind I know my mama likes But I like good times, not good manners So I go on back on my low standards Pick up the tab when they ain't got a dime Pickin' up problems that ain't even mine Pickin' 'em up even though I know better I'm just pickin' up trash and callin' it treasure I'm pickin' up trash and callin' it treasure The liars, the losers One too many shot of whisky doers The prescription pill abusers Well, I always seem to choose them And pick up the tab when they ain't got a dime Pickin' up problems that ain't even mine Pickin' 'em up even though I know better Pickin' 'em up even though I know better Pickin' up the tab when they ain't got no dime Pickin' up problems that ain't even mine Pickin' 'em up even though I know better I'm just pickin' up trash and callin' it treasure I'm pickin' up trash and callin' it treasure I can't change 'em I can't fix 'em But damn, I sure can pick 'em