Get Me to the Church On Time

There's just a few more hours

That's all the time you've got

A few more hours

Before they tie the knot

There's drinks and girls all over London

And I've gotta track 'em down in just a few more hours

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

Pull out the stopper

Let's have a whopper

But get me to the church on time

I got to get there in the morning

Spruced up and lookin' in my prime

Girls come and kiss me

Show how you'll miss me

But get me to the church on time

If I am dancing

Roll up the floor

If I am whistling

*Whistle* Me out the door

For I'm gettin' married in the morning

Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

Kick up a rumpus

But don't lose the compass

And get me to the church

Get me to the church

Be sure and get me to the church on time

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

Drug me and jail me

Stamp me and mail me

But get me to the church on time

I've got to get there in the morning

Spruced up and lookin' in my prime

Some bloke who's able

Lift up the table

But get me to the church on time

If I am flying

Then shoot me down (Then shoot me down)

If I wooing

Get her out of town

For I'm getting married in the morning

Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

Feather and tar me

Call out the army

But get me to the church

Get me to the church

Oh for God's sake, get me to the church on time