Jet Song

When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way

From your first cigarette to your last dyin' day

When you're a Jet, if the spit hits the fan

You got brothers around, you're a family man

You're never alone

You're never disconnected

You're home with your own

When company's expected

You're well-protected

Then you are set with a capital J

Which you'll never forget till they cart you away

When you're a Jet, you stay a Jet

So meet Tony and me at the Dog Days Dance at the gym tonight

We can't rumble at the gym, it'll be lousy with cops

Maybe we've had enough trouble with the Puerto Ricans for one day

Relax, it's a social mixer

So we'll mix until the time's right to fix the rumble for tomorrow night

Be there 10 p.m. punctual-like

Dressed to kill, walkin' tall

We always walk tall, we're Jets

The greatest

When you're a Jet, you're the top cat in town

You're the gold medal kid with the heavyweight crown

When you're a Jet

You're the swingin'est thing, little boy, you're a man

Little man, you're a king

The Jets are in gear

Our cylinders are clickin'

The Sharks'll steer clear

'Cause ev'ry Puerto Rican's

A lousy chicken

Here come the Jets like a bat outta hell

Someone gets in our way, someone don't feel so well

Here come the Jets, little world, step aside

Better go underground, better run, better hide

We're drawin' a line

So keep your noses hidden

We're hangin' a sign

Says, "Visitors Forbidden"

And we ain't kiddin'

Here come the Jets, yeah, and we're gonna beat

Ev'ry last buggin' gang on the whole buggin' street

On the whole ever mother lovin' street

Yeah