Train Enthusiast Enthusiast

Toot-toot Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot Toot-toot Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot I would happily stroll through a thousand cats Just to see you there by some random old tracks I would mindlessly dive down the deep rabbit hole Just to stumble across your beautiful face so pure all the angels can rest And I simply can't imagine you having sex Oh no, I shouldn't have planted that thought in my head But if I drove a train (If I drove a train) And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by) Boy, I would toot all the tones, just for you And I would almost certainly lose my job as the train driver Toot-toot Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot Toot, toot Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot Toot-toot Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot Toot-toot Toot-toot-toot I often lie in my bed, thoughts of your fashion sense And how you even look good with a camera on your head Watching someone watch a locomotive so pure like untrodden snow Trainspotting but with a cherubic glow To be honest with you though, I don't really care about trains But if I would drive one (If I drove a train) And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by) Boy, I would toot all the tones, just for you Oh, you might think me rash, but I'm a train enthusiast, enthusiast Toot-toot Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot Toot-toot Toot-toot-toot Dick Mabbutt, Class 43's the limit of my expertise DRS, HST, I only know the name of these because of you But if I drove a train (If I drove a train) And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by) Boy I would toot all the tones, just for you One day I'll find something that makes my life go flash But for now, I'm a train enthusiast, enthusiast