Prophet Toad

Hello everyone was his greeting for his first post on Facebook Well, little did he know that what he added would be treated to such a hard look And he wrote Walking down the road I met a prophet toad who said U-Babba is coming back soon To upload a bunch of looney tunes Into his spacecraft His best friend called him up and said Hey man, what're you trying to do You've caused a stir around the maypole That's gonna catch some rye before it's through, you know He said I'm just trying to help those Who've got blinders strapped on So tight it's pinching their gonads Until all direction is gone His friend said it's okay man Nothing they haven't been shown on the big screen They must like having Toonces in the driver's seat to insure the big careen So he said I'm just a novice and can't offer proof So I guess I'll retell it and let them find some hidden truth Hello everyone was his greeting for his second post on Facebook Little did he that what he added would be treated to such a hard look Then he wrote Buried by the road The ghost of Prophet Toad is barking At the moon while watching Santa Play his magic spoons Somewhere near Hollywood it's in production now Coming to a theatre near you soon Yeah