Gypsy Scroll II: Toot of the Valley

I've travelled near, I've travelled far A belly of stew and this guitar And the scroll to guide my way Given to me on that day When the gypsy called to me And promised me rock beyond my dreams I knew then what I'm here for Spread the power spread the lore Never I will sway Steadfast I'm on my way Until the day I entered the valley And much to my surprise The village was empty But a stranger caught my eye And blowin upon the wind Was a sound so new to me It was a toot in the valley Oh, and it so blew so wild and free As I strolled into the sound Could not believe what I had found T'was a man with fife of gold Spirit young and body old I asked the man what was his name "The village tootsman" he proclaimed Went on to teach me of his ways I sought this out Hsidbduebsu I forsook the rock and roll Turned my back on Gypsy scroll Toot of the valley Drifting towards the sky I reached the finale Oh, and darkest way to light And blowin upon the wind Was a sound so new to me It was a toot in the valley Oh, and it blew so wild and free Wow, why tootsman, a man may blow not only one fife but two fifes at once? Yes with practice as can you, focus you mind traveller, forget the gypsy! and anything is possible. I was lost, blinded, and misled by that damn gypsy and that dark scroll. Yes traveller, the scroll is bogus, the gypsy lain. So lost was I, pardon me but do you smell that? Yes I do, what is that horrible sm- Smells like yesteryear's mutton, possibly from the first album cycle. Ah, who goes there? Tis not mutton, tis I the gypsy I forsaw this in a premonition, you'd be led astray by a fanciful douche, dresse in the finest linens, playing the limp-dicked song of the tootsmen. I pray fuck you. Gypsy I'm sorry I heard the wind song of the toot and I was led to it- Enough of this, you peeked inside my scroll, tootsman BEGOONE!