I Will Never Love You

I met you outside that place where hookers used to be

Before they closed it down and all because of STDS

You told me that I'm for you and that I'm just for you

Just a minor obstacle a boyfriend, maybe two

I'm a man of patience, baby, just you wait and see

Time is almost five past three, and then I want some tea

I will never love you

I will never love you

I will never love you

I will never love you

I've been dating Nazi girls, necromancer lords

None of them behaved like you, you must have made it wrong

Now it's all on paper baby, you don't understand

Calling me from time to time, but now it has to end

I'm a man of patience, baby, just you wait and see

Time is almost five past three, and then I want some tea

I will never love you

I will never love you

I will never love you

I will never love you

I will never love you

I will never love you

I'm a man of patience, baby, time is almost five past three

I will never love you

I will never love you