Be a Plumber

We need to now who the competent people are And we need to reward them And even more importantly We need to tell young people Hey, there's some hierarchies of competence out there! Like, a thousand of them! Go be a plumber man! But be a good one, you know Be an honest one Because otherwise all you do is go out there and cause trouble We don't need people to cause more trouble We need people to solve problems! Solve problems! We need people to solve problems! Solve problems! We don't need people to cause more trouble We need people to solve problems! Solve problems! Go be a plumber man! Go be a plumber man! Be a good one, you know You know, and so you can be a tradesman And you can be You can make a lot of money as a tradesperson It's a bloody Reliable, honorable, uh, forthright way of making a living And there is a hell of a lot of difference between a working man Who knows what he's doing and one who doesn't Both in terms of skill and ethics Right, when you work with someone Who knows what they're doing its a bloody pleasure They tell you what they're going to do They tell you how much it will cost They go and do it, it works And you pay them Perfect Everyone's happy And that's what happens When you have genuine hierarchies of competence We don't need people to cause more trouble We need people to solve problems! We need people to solve problems! Solve problems! We don't need people to cause more trouble We need people to solve problems! Solve problems! Go be a plumber man! Go be a plumber man! Go be a plumber man! Be a good one, you know