Museum Song

Everything about my museum was spectacular, including the price: one dollar. Now that may seem a bit steep, but it was worth it. Look at what I gave 'em: Quite a lotta Roman terra cotta Livin' lava from the flanks of Etna Statuary Ride a dromedary See the Temple tumble and the Red Sea part. McNamara's band The fattest lady in the land A pickled prehistoric hand A strand of Pocahontas' hair Crow and Sioux Who're going to Be showing you Some rowing through A model of the rapids on the Delaware. Armadillas Clever caterpillas Reproductions of the Cyclops' ret'na Crystal blowing Automatic sewing Venus on a shell and other works of art. Educated fleas A tribe of Aborigines Two ladies joined across the knees A Mona Lisa made of ice Hottentots We've gotten in Forgotten spots A cotton gin A night with Lot in Sodom Better see that twice! One iguana Snakes and other fauna Got no bearded lady but we're get'na When you duck out Take another buck out Run around the block And see a Run around the block and see a Run around the block and see a new show start.