Don't Go, Don't Cry

Harley I was a drifter in a rock 'n' roll safari Took a fancy to an ape in Malawi Who kissed my head and my eyes went all starry And so I ran and was screaming: 'Where the hell are we?'. He begged: 'Don't go, oo wee, don't cry' 'Don't cry, oo wee, don't go' 'Don't go, oo wee, don't cry, oo wee'. There was a tiger I fought for the glory The bloody battle was fierce and was gawry Was like a scene from a Kipling story He sucked my blood like he's eating Tandoori. He yelled: 'Don't go, oo wee, don't cry' 'Don't cry, oo wee, don't go' 'Don't go, oo wee, don't cry, oo wee'. I took a plane and was greeted in England By many people and my spine started tingling They stole my time and they all started mingling So I ran so hard that my feet started stinging. They screamed: 'Don't go, oo wee, don't cry' 'Don't cry, oo wee (don't go)' 'Don't go, oo wee (don't cry) don't cry, oo wee'.