A Funny Thing Happened

Strolling down the boulevard I'm gonna have an American baby Spell the light on the hill H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D Do you really want to take care of me? When the moon is high and my satin is dry You can't get me off my light A funny thing happened when I looked at you Cats scattered and Jesus cried Will you stay with me all night? Will you stay with me all night? Will you stay with me all night? (They told me I was gonna be a star) I tried out for the chorus line in the local amateur theatre Do you remember when I came home Screaming "I got in! I'm gonna be the next Magdalene" When the moon is high and my satin is tight You can't get me off my height A funny thing happened when you looked at me Glass shattered and reason died Will you stay with me all night? Will you stay with me all night? Will you stay with me all night?