The Elf Song

Every day is a grind

Them elves working six-day weeks, no raise in sight

Santa only pay 'em cookies when they working that overtime

Gotta make that quota, can't do it in a 9 to 5

But that ain't right

Let's talk about fairness

Elf awareness

This is the elf song

Sitting on the shelf song

Working with them itty bitty, pointy toed shoes on

I blame Santa Claus

And his North Pole operation

Ain't a good look paying candy cane wages

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Give 'em some

Put your hands up for the elves

This is the elf song

This is the elf song

This is the elf song

Alright

They only stand two feet tall

Or maybe three, maybe four, but the point is, elves are small

Still make enough toys for a million shopping malls

Size don't matter, even Santa can't do it all

Elves are the bomb

This is the elf song

Giving them the credit song

Working with them itty bitty, pointy toed shoes on

I love Santa Claus

And his North Pole operation

But it ain't a good look paying M&M wages

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Give 'em some

Put your hands up for the elves

This is the elf song

This is the elf song

Let's talk about fairness

Elf awareness

This is the elf song

Elfin' every day song

Dancing with them itty bitty, pointy toed shoes on

High five Santa Claus

And his North Pole operation

Word on the street is the elves got raises

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Give 'em some

Put your hands up for the elves

This is the elf song

Yeah, this is the elf song

This is the elf song

Yeah, this is the elf song

Put your hands up, everyone