The Pippi Song

Howdy doo, my name is Pippy

P-I-P-P-Y

I!

P-I-P-P-I!

Never been to school, not once

A fact I can't deny

I never learned to read or write

I can't spell hermaphrodite

Never learned arithmetic

But I don't give a lick

Sing out, Louise

If ya never been to school

Life is not so grim

You never have homework

And you never, ever have to take gym

I'm free and happy all day long

Just singin' and dancin'

The Pippy song