Jellyfishing At Night

Yeah Had to blow me a bubble real quick, ease the stress I'm ready Got off work, went straight to the spot Gucci knockoff shirt with a fake pair of Crocs Man, I got my net and I got my socks I'm ready, I'm set, SpongeBob unlocked I'm square like box, I'm square like blocks I'm here by the rocks with my gear and my props I caught a nice haul, like fifty in the flock I gotta catch 'em all, Ash, Misty, and Brock Knock-knock, who's there? I can't reveal I'm catching sea hares and electric eels I'm spinning so fast like electric drills I'm a general here, like I'm Fredrick Steele And I'm so uniform like symmetric fields I'm effective, so I have to flex my heels What the tests reveal? I'm blessed I wield my net, and I bet that I get surreal at night I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night Swing my net and the jellyfish enter I'm made for this sport 'cause I'm the inventor I'm the master, you're the student, call me Splinter Colder than December (I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night) I was jellyfishing and a guy tried to rob me He told me, "Spongebob, give me all of your broccoli" He probably was strong, he was oh-so cocky Little did he know it was about to get rocky We're about to fight right now like hockey Then I kicked him in his eyebrow, karate Then he came closer and he wanted to clock me But I pulled a flamethrower out of my body Body, body, body, body Pulled a flamethrower out of my body Yes, I pulled a flamethrower out of my body Body, body, body Yes, I pulled a flamethrower out of my body Guess what, clown? You just ruined my hobby Now it's going down real strong like Saki I'm about to turn you brown like Bobby I'm about to cook you on the ground, teriyaki He got scared, started running real sloppy But I didn't care, there was no way to stop me Caught up to him fast like I was a Bugatti He tripped and fell, dropped all of his belongings Then he saw the flames and yelled for mommy This is not a game, it's too late, I'm sorry Now you're about to be fried calamari You should've been folded like origami He did a fake cough, then I told him, "Hey boss" "It's your time to melt like Salvador Dalí" "Those words are your last," then I pulled on the gas And a big blast came fast like Nagasaki I thought I told everybody, everybody Jellyfishing is my zen Now look at you, burnt to a crisp To anybody else out there Don't mess with me while I'm jellyfishing Especially at night I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night Swing my net and the jellyfish enter I'm made for this sport 'cause I'm the inventor I'm the master, you're the student, call me Splinter Colder than December (I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night) Fire underwater