Make a Wish

Dear Make-A-Wish Foundation of New Jersey

Hello and how are you? My name is Kimberly Levaco

Please see the attached documentation, informing you of my condition and life expectancy

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It seems like I meet all your qualifications so

Lucky me!

I see on the form that you ask for three wishes

You're like a genie!

Three wishes!

Except you're only going to grant one of them

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I bet you pick whatever's cheapest

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What are you doing?

Alright, first wish

I wanna be a model for a day

A famous fashion muse

In a black Dior cocktail dress

And a pair of Jimmy Choos

I'll run from paparazzi

And throw some diva fits

Then hurry to a photo shoot

With Annie Liebovitz

Everyone will stare at me

But not in the usual way

They'll say that I am beautiful

They'll say that I am beautiful

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful

For a day

For a day

Wish number two, oh!

I wanna take a fancy cruise

On a swanky chartered yacht

With fifty of my closest friends

A jaunt to Montserrat

Far from Jersey power lines

Far from Newark Bay

We'll go somewhere that's beautiful

We'll go somewhere that's beautiful

For a day

Third wish

Don't wanna waste it

I could wish for anything

What about a treehouse?

I always wanted a treehouse

No, think big

They'll gimme anything

Think big, Kimmy

I'd like a pet of some kind

Maybe a monkey

Who wouldn't want a monkey?

I wanna hang-glide

I wanna clog dance!

I wanna swim at the bottom of a waterfall!

I want a butler who's a robot!

How about a hyperbaric chamber or a bodyguard?

Or stilts! I wanna walk on stilts!

I wanna bungee jump in Sweden

I wanna go to China and New Zealand and St. Louis

I want a jetski!

I want piranha in a fishtank!

Piranha in a really big fishtank!

I want

A simple home-cooked meal

A table set for three

A wispy paper napkin resting on my knee

He'll chuckle at her jokes

She'll fill his water glass

They'll ask me how my day was

I'll mention science class

We'll end with cherry cheesecake

And a little Mel Tormé

We'll live like normal people live

However normal people live

For a day

For a day

For a day

Wish number three

A treehouse

Thank you for your consideration

Kimberly Levaco

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