Foul Weather Fan

I've got more merch than teeth

And I share it

I share it with my family

Socks, keyring, jacket and brollie

I spent my savings and I filled up the trolley

I'm a foul weather fan, that's me

That's him

Rain, hail or sun, you know just where I'll be

Flag, beanie, bottle and gloves

I spent my pay, now I'm broke for a month

I've got more merch than teeth

I named my daughter Kalyn and my son's name is Chief

Sticker, scrunchie, backpack and stubby

I'm a bit too chubby and those children don't like me

I'm a foul weather fan, that's me

Still him

Rain, hail or sun, you know just where I will be

Mum said, "sell those jerseys"

I maxed out my credit

Now I'm out on the street

I'm a foul weather fan, that's me

That's them

Rain, hail or sun, you know just where I will be

I'm a foul weather fan, that's me

This team means a lot to me and it finished fifteenth