Reality TV

Jeb main hai haath kaan ke peeche sutta

Dimaag pe hai kaam ab kaam bhi hai dugna

Poora sheher band koi khidki na kholta

Bidi ki sugandh autowala thuka gutka

Khud na jaanta

Sabko batata

Khundak ke kuein main doob ke na maanta

Aankhe kari chaalu kuch badla nahi

Aaj ka tapmaan reality TV

Chamkeele pahiye chamkeeli ghadi

Khud ko sajao for the ajanabi

Aankhe chaalu kuch badla nahi

Aaj ka tapmaan reality TV

Chamkeele pahiye chamkeeli ghadi

Harr din naatak chalta yahi

Jeb main hai haath kaan ke peeche sutta

Dimaag pe hai kaam ab kaam bhi hai dugna

Poora sheher band koi khidki na kholta

Bidi ki sugandh autowala, ay, wut

Pudiya mai bhare das gram

Break it down, ek kilogram mai sau bag

Round it up laghbhak das lakh

Jodo phir rent aur khaali mera bank

Harr rang harr ek svaad hai hamare paas

Aana jab bhi khule hai poori saari raat

Harr ek cheez ka ilaaj hai

Baatein bimari kholi ab aankhein

Aankhe kari chaalu kuch badla nahi

Aaj ka tapmaan reality TV

Chamkeele pahiye chamkeeli ghadi

Khud ko sajao for the ajanabi

Aankhe chaalu kuch badla nahi

Aaj ka tapmaan reality TV

Chamkeele pahiye chamkeeli ghadi

Harr din naatak chalta yahi

Jeb main hai haath kaan ke peeche sutta

Dimaag pe hai kaam ab kaam bhi hai dugna

Poora sheher band koi khidki na kholta

Bidi ki sugandh autowala, ay