Whiskey Queen (Live)

Well I found myself face down on the floor We all know that I've been here before And God knows, I'll be here again Looked up and saw the devil there He said listen boy, here's some hair Of the goddamn bitch that bit you last night He picked me up by the hand He took me out to the band He said threw me on stage with his guitar He said listen boy, you're gonna play a tune Explain to this whole damn room How I came to own your soul outright Whiskey queen, soft and sweet You know how I tend to be Yeehaw! One day soon I'll get clean But right now pour me a drink Well I looked at Will, he looked at me I looked at Nick and we all agreed That we've all sang this song before We'll sing it once, we'll sing it twice We'll sing it all goddamn night We'll sing it till we're passed out on the floor Whiskey queen, soft and sweet You know how I tend to be Yeehaw! One day soon I'll get clean But right now pour me a drink Well I'd like to take this moment to apologize To the rest of the band that didn't make it in the second verse I'd like to apologize to old Aaron, Mr. Kevin DeClaire You see, Aaron is the Peyton Manning of the pedal board The John Madden of major chords And Kevin DeClaire, man He's the Sammy Sosa of the sax Dennis Rodman of the reeds I would not be here without any of these fine gentlemen I can't wait to drink with them In the sweet, sweet saloon in the sky Whiskey queen, soft and sweet You know how I tend to be One day soon I'll get clean But right now, pour me a drink One drink, two drink, three drink, four Five drink, six drink, seven drink, eight I drink till I pass out on the floor One drink, two drink, three drink, four Five drink, six drink, seven drink, eight I drink till I can't drink no more Woo! Thank you, Nick