Josie

Yeah my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive

And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys

She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does

She brings me mexican food from sombrero just because

And my girlfriend likes ul and dhc

And she's so smart and independent

I dont think she needs me

Quite half as much as I know I need her

I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer

And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down

I show up at three a.m. she's still up watching vacation

And I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place

And I know that everything's gonna be fine

Yeah my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road

And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge

She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does

She brings me mexican food from sombrero just because

And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down

I show up at three a.m. she's still up watching vacation

And I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place

And I know that everything's gonna be fine