Big Rig in the Sky

There's a highway that leads to heaven

Where the hours of service will last forever

With Peterbilt on the Pearly Gates

No more drawing lines on the interstate

Well, hallelujah to the long haul

This is your home twenty forever more

You got your whole life in your back pocket

The eternal convoy's never stopping

Just a bunch of bubbas on the boulevard

All space and time on an open road where

You'll never run out of diesel speed

So go and mash your motor as much as you please

It's the big rig up in the sky

We'll never stop rolling through the by and by

You'll have eighteen wheels for eternity

And the dispatch radios that you're finally free

Roger and John just rolling along

Down the I-65 route to Nirvana

Here and there and everywhere

Turns out the end of time actually lasts forever

Brother, oh, brother, what's our PnD?

When our one main road runs perpetually

Through Valhalla and the Milky Way

In our cosmic Kenworth that we can't leave

It's the big rig up in the sky

We'll never stop rolling through the by and by

You'll have eighteen wheels for eternity

And the dispatch radios that you're finally free

In the big rig up in the sky

We got a real clean shot through the end of time

Breaker, breaker, come on in

Breaker, breaker

Hey there, superstar, you got your ears on?

Listen up, don't worry 'bout no city kitties or town clowns where you're headed, partner

Once you split past Yard 22, you'll have a nice clean shot all the way into paradise

We'll see ya here real soon