Cinderella Crazy Golf

Cinderella crazy golf

Psychedelic seaside dream

The fish and chip kaleidoscope

Will show you everywhere you’ve been

On the scene yeah

The coins in the amusement slots

Shine like £.s.d.

And a golden electric scooter chair

Is picking you up at 3

With me yeah

And it’s time to check your watch

And take your tablets

Cos the nurses seem to think

They do you good

And I think that you should

Cinderella crazy golf

She drives the magic train

That steams around the marshes

And the sidings of your brain

The locomotive’s made of glass

So you can see inside

It smells of burning candy floss

And silicon carbide yeah

And it’s time

Try on the slipper, prick your finger

Test the blood so they can measure

How you feel

If any of this is real

Cinderella crazy golf

Is hallucinating you

And me and everybody else

I dunno what we’re gonna do yeah

What are we gonna do yeah

I dunno what you wanna do