Pro Nut November

Pro Nut November, hit it, get off

Grab that box of tissues, and finish it off

Pro Nut November, nut everywhere

Nut on the chair, nut on your hair

I've been nutting alot, all my linets and garnets

Pro Nut November, yeah, it just started

I don't know how many times I just charged it

Need the locks, just can't slip in my apartment

Different strokes for different folks

I need new underwear, 'cause these are soaked

Some people use November as a time to hold back

But I'm busting one out with my eyes rolled back

Pro Nut November, hit it, get off

Grab that box of tissues, and finish it off

Pro Nut November, nut everywhere

Nut on the chair, nut on your hair

Just nut!

It won't do no harm

Old Nut Donald had a farm

With a "Nut-Nut" here and a "Nut-Nut" there

"Nut-Nut" everywhere, everywhere a "Nut-Nut"

I'ma nut no matter what, E-I-E-I-Uh!

No Nut November, that's not for me

I'll nut on the floor, I'll nut on his tree

You don't nut this much? I see it as a challenge

Now I nut extra to keep nature in balance

Pro Nut November, hit it, get off

Grab that box of tissues, and finish it off

Pro Nut November, nut everywhere

Nut on the chair, nut on your hair