Didn't ask to be born
But I guess since I'm here and I'm bored
I'll sit back and relax
Do whatever I want
Drive fast and skip math and do accidental tax fraud
Try to hold on to my hopes and my dreams
But who can afford to in this economy
When I think too much I'll just drink to forget
'Til only pepperidge farms remembers the weekend
Cards on the table
Life's so fucking unstable
Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose
But the cards you get are the cards you get are the cards
Hope all of y'all get what you want in this life
A big house, a good dog, and a smokin' hot wife
Hope your sports boys play in the championship
And you call just in time for those radio station tickets
Cards on the table
Life's so fucking unstable
Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose
But the cards you get are the cards you get are the cards
