Friends With a Slug

My snail friend just texted me,

She said she left her shell behind,

I asked how dumb she could be,

She said she's got poles for eyes,

I guess I'm friends with a slug now,

I guess I'm friends with a slug now

(I'm friends with a slug? I'm friends with a slug?)

(I'm friends with a slug? I'm friends with a slug?)

(Look, it's not my fault, I guess you're friends with a slug now)