As Is Sale

Sweet talking fool. Taking me to school.

She knows exactly what to say.

But oh what a drive. Bury me alive.

I dream about that car every day.

I've been squirreling away my extra dollars.

It's time to go and lay my money down.

First day running, like a brand new ride

New car smell and a dream inside

Two weeks in and I’m burning smoke

Grinding gears and feeling broke

One month, can’t take no more

Whole things rattles when I slam the door

Gotta find the dealer and raise some hell

Dealers say buddy it's a “AS IS Sale”.

AS IS, AS WAS, JUST CUZZ sale.

My friends need a clue.

They want my best review

They've all heard the engine rolling by.

I could share my own fake news

Make them wish they had my shoes

Wind em up and wind them round a lie.

I been missing all them pretty dollars.

She came on strong but now she’s on the blink.

First day running, like a brand new ride

New car smell and a dream inside

Two weeks in and I’m burning smoke

Grinding gears and feeling broke

One month, can’t take no more

Whole things rattles when I slam the door

Gotta find the dealer and raise some hell

Dealers say buddy it's a “AS IS Sale”.

AS IS, AS WAS, JUST CUZZ sale.

That rumble means trouble

It drives me up the wall

Those fenders. My benders.

Drinking hard just to survive it all

I been missing all them pretty dollars.

She came on strong but now she’s on the blink.

First day running, like a brand new ride

New car smell and a dream inside

Two weeks in and I’m burning smoke

Grinding gears and feeling broke

One month, can’t take no more

Whole things rattles when I slam the door

Gotta find the dealer and raise some hell

Dealers say buddy it's a “AS IS Sale”.

AS IS, AS WAS, JUST CUZZ sale.