Hambag Whopper

I’m an extra for sundance, management

I’m really on top of the world

Well I got a job didn’t I?

So I get there and I’m feeling good

So I get there and WELL

I’m seeing Kath and Kim

they’re pretty amazing stars

and I’m overwhelmed

I get on set and it’s a handbag stand yeah?

It’s a handbag stand so

Guess what…. I’m on demand to sell handbags man!

Don’t feel insecure about it

So I take the role and im feeling good

So I take the role and im on top

Oh yeah I know

Ive sold perfume

Im a sensitive new age guy I can sell handbags, no problem

So, yeah it’s an exciting scene,

Kath and Kim are running through the handbags

And they want to, ye know, buy some

but you know they have no time, they gotta get to Italy…. Or Sicily

The long leg or the short leg

Anyway,

I’m a handbag salesman, I’m a handbag salesman

Im on set so im not really a handbag salesman

That’s how I get away with it…..

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don’t feel bad, cuz it’s a show stopper

Kath and kim, they ain’t so dim

lookin at them? Ohhhohohhoh

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everyone in the lunch area, waving up their handbag whoppers

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Dance starts, party starts

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they’re bringing in champagne

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oh call off the rest of the shoot

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We’ve got too much fun going on

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What about the pizzas? They’re coming next (dominos)

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We aint here to dominate

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I know, I’ve been a delivery driver, I know about that

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Here's a tip

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thanks

There’s no way a subway could get in there

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don’t feel bad, cuz It’s a show stopper

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don’t look back, cuz it’s a show stopper

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why not now?

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ok!