Coffee Girl

OK, let's do an old one

Every morning when I wake up

I wake up next to you

Though it's at my local coffee shop

At a quarter of two

And I find I've slept through all my morning classes

And I'm staring at the world through rose-colored, wait

Someone else's glasses

But standing here beside you

I know that I'll get through

I'll take a double shot

Of what you've got

My coffee girl

Each day when I awaken

I see you once again

You are like my oldest, dearest

Childhood friend

And I don't know what you do when you're not slingin'

And I'm starting to get the feeling

You're a little annoyed by

All my damn singing

But standing here beside you

I know that I'll get through

I'll take a

Five shot iced americano

Uh, can I get like a small, wet, cappuccino

Can I get like half, half a pump

Of vanilla in that as a sweetener

Uh, maybe a twelve ounce decaf just drip coffee

Uh, but with whatever nondairy creamer you have

Uh, one pink packet

And, I don't know, I want something

I guess I'll just do like a double shot in the dark

But then can you also pull a couple shots of espresso

For me to drink while you're making the other drinks

Is that a weird request?

Is that annoying?

Am I holding up the line?

Uh, I'm sorry but I, I think that'll be it

Please

And thank you

My coffee girl

Do you have a drink carrier?

OK, that's as good as it's gonna get