Dari
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Laura Jane Grace
Lead Vocals
The Mississippi Medicals
Performer
Paris Campbell Grace
Background Vocals
Matt Patton
Bass Guitar
Mikey Erg
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Laura Jane Grace
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Clay Jones
Mastering Engineer
Henry Barbe
Mixing Engineer
Lirik
[Chorus]
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
Tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
Think about killing myself today
Oh, what's so great about life anyways?
All it ever gives it only takes it away
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today?
[Verse 1]
Hey, kids, do you hate Christmas parties and long lines at the grocery store?
Well, have I got the solution for you
[Chorus]
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
Tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
Think about killing myself today
Oh, what's so great about life anyways?
All it ever gives it only takes it away
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today?
[Verse 2]
Side effects of killing yoursel may include
Not being able to work again
Not having to interact with friends or family
Burning in hell, bloating
Involuntary bowel release, injury and or death
[Chorus]
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
Tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
Think about killing myself today
Oh, what's so great about life anyways?
All it ever gives it only takes it away
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today?
[Verse 3]
Guillotine
Maybe it's Maybelline
Slit your wrists
It's the tits
[Chorus]
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
Tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
Think about killing myself today
Oh, what's so great about life anyways?
All it ever gives it only takes it away
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today?
[Verse 4]
Are you feeling trapped living in the closet?
Well, stretch out in one of our luxurious velvet-lined coffins
[Chorus]
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
Yes, I've had about seven or eight, you know
Tell the truth, man, I'm not feeling that fucking great
I think about killing myself today
Oh, what's so great about life anyways?
All it ever gives it only takes it away
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today?
[Outro]
Yay!
Written by: Laura Jane Grace
