Adult Friends (feat. Danie Sopchak)

Adult friends

Paying their mortgages

Popping out kids

While they're getting divorced

Adult friends

Drinking at bars

Where the median age

Is at least 24

They don't call their parents anymore

They're either estranged or have been thrown in a home

Or they're dead

Adult friends

Scammed into crypto

Their IRA stock port

Is worth eighty cents

Adult friends

Clogging their hearts up

With cigarette smoke

It's a race to the end

The floods will come before we're 50

So who gives a fuck which race the rat is winning?

(Because we're all gonna die in five years anyway, so who gives a shit anymore!)

Adult friends

Blowing their savings

Because their career job

Pays minimum wage

Adult friends

Living in closets

That charges four grand

And they're raising the rent

"The housing market will crash this year, I feel it"

If my niche meme could go viral,

I'd make a killing

Adult friends

Surviving on low tips

In their situationships

That they're too scared to quit

Adult friends

It never adds up

Why we're chasing the buck

When our lives are all fucked

At least we're all fucked

So let's get fucked

We'll tell the world to go

GET FUCKED