Jesus Was A Goon Sack

Two thousand and twenty four years ago

Something was taken from this mortal world

But it's lived on

In the backyards and garages of many centless, senseless teenage suburban homes

And us gremlins we were told a story that came straight from the heavens

A secret that we have always known

We were told to share it, share our gospel

To our fellow sacks of human flesh and bone

God pissed in a bag, I'm not talking trash

It's a goon sack

Jesus was a goon sack

It's the silver pillow with a valve for a halo

It's a goon sack

Jesus was a goon sack

In the end we can all pretend

That Jesus was a straight man with white skin

But we know him as fruity lexia

With an iridescent coat

A vessel to pour wine straight down your throat

God pissed in a bag, I'm not talking trash

It's a goon sack

Jesus was a goon sack

It's the silver pillow with a valve for a halo

It's a goon sack

Jesus was a goon sack

Turn water into wine, second coming of Christ

It's a goon sack

Jesus was a goon sack

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(Jesus was a goon sack)

God pissed in a bag, I'm not talking trash

It's a goon sack

Jesus was a goon sack

It's the silver pillow with a valve for a halo

It's a goon sack

Jesus was a goon sack

Turn water into wine, second coming of Christ

It's a goon sack

Jesus was a goon sack