Con Man

He's a con man

Giving answers on demand

His mouth spews drivel

But somehow he will deliver

He's a con man

With a concept of a plan

Weaving and deceiving to all the true believers

He's a con man

Con man

He's got some bibles to sell ya

And stories to tell ya

How the world is imploding

And it seems so foreboding

Buy these sneakers and watches

Then Grab 'em by their crotches

His morals are corroded

But still wants your vote

Cause he's a con man

Bet he's such a lady's man

A loud dog whistle

But his crowd size shrivels

He's a con man

With a concept of a plan

Weaving and deceiving to all the true believers

He's a con man

Con Man

He's always fleecing that flock

Betcha they'll buy the stock

He sells 'em crypto and coins

And he adds to the spoils

He's got greatest of taste

But picks up women with haste

He'll take the edge off the spanks

With a trip past the bank

Cause he's a con man

He's a con man

Whatever bothers him most

You know he'll just deem a hoax

And if you still don't believe

He'll sell you cures to disease

Although the doctor's in reach

Inject some plain old bleach

And if you still die from covid

You probably should have noticed

He's a con man

Giving answers on demand

His mouth spews drivel

But somehow he will deliver

He's a con man

With a concept of a plan

Weaving and deceiving to all the true believers

He's a con man

Bet he's such a lady's man

A loud dog whistle

But his crowd size shrivels

He's a con man

With a concept of a plan

Weaving and deceiving to all the true believers

He's a con man

He's a con man

He's a con man

He's a con man