MERRY NOTHIN

One year ago, it was snowin' like crazy

And we bought two sleds and a bottle

Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down

And we kissed at the bottom

Memories we made that are useless today

And that I wish I could have forgotten

'Cause early December, we finally broke up

But now Christmas feels just like a coffin

We could have waited

Till after the parties when everyone asked where you were

Aye, aye

Merry Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks

I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere

Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people

Fake just like most people, fake just like most people

Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks

I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere

Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people

Fake just like most people, fake just like most people

Santa's fake just like most people

Fake just like most people

I can't walk into a mall

'Cause this holiday music makes me want to die

Every time I see a snowman, it's mood

'Cause that's really how I feel inside

Everything's red or it's green

But the coca is white, and lonely is blue

All that I want this Christmas is amnesia

And good dick from somebody new

We could have waited

Till after the parties when everyone asked where you were

Aye, aye

Merry Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks

I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere

Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people

Fake just like most people, fake just like most people

Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks

I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere

Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people

Fake just like most people, fake just like most people

Santa's fake just like most people

Fake just like most people