instant noodles

I don't feel like cleaning my room

Just feel like

"Oh, god, what have I done today?"

Walking around in my dirt 'cause it hurt

Just feel like hangin' around

Eating instant noodles and

Oh, god, a day without rules

Just one more Mario Cart video game

Just lay around and fart

Forget all the pain

Rumblin' around in my bed I said

Just feel like

"Oh, god, what have I done today?"

Rumblin' around in my bed I said

Just feel like hanging around

All by myself

Being naked all day

And just masturbate

Spending all my money on

The sweet things you find

In the end of the store

And then ketchup and condoms

Spill it all on the floor

I don't feel like liking myself today

Just feel like

"Oh, god, watching social media

So I know for sure that my life is klamydia"

Clunking coffee, smoking, puffing

All that you do to make you feel gross

When you feel like you lost

All your loved and your bros

I rather hang out with my Mario

Without all my clothes