Batman Is My Dad

Batman is my dad

Batman is my dad

Well he's the best damn dad I never had

As a hero it's so hard to be strong sometimes

Batman is my dad

Me and Ma went down to the movies

To see my dad on the big yellow screen

When the Batman first walked into frame

Mom leaned in and whispered his name

She said that man is your dad

I said "I know Mom"

Batman is my dad

He's very tough

And his voice is rough

But I hardly ever hear it enough oh my

Batman is my dad

Batman is my dad

Michael Keaton

He been cheatin' on my Mom

Mr Keaton

He's the reason for this song

He lived a double life

And that is wrong

For a hero it's so hard to be strong sometimes

You know that Batman is my dad

Batman is my dad

With the movie money

Well he tried to pay us off

We took that money

And invested in Microsoft

All his fancy lawyers

Said we're wrong

As a hero it's so hard to be strong sometimes

You know that Batman is my dad

Batman is my dad

One day I sat down to write him a letter

I said I love you dad, even though I never met you

Gonna keep you safe

Gonna wear the cape

From the family profession there's no escape

I said batman is my dad

Batman is my dad