Set Us Straight

Got cash in my pocket

Let's make a racket of it

Friday night I got one thing on my mind

Down the Dog & Duck Inn

We can get right stuck in

Together we'll have us a hell of a good old time

Finchy on a mission

A bar stool politician

Guyer getting the shots in at the bar

Returning with a tray full

Lorna on the table

While Billy is pickin' the diddle on his guitar

With a tipple to pick us up

And a bottle to bless the day

As we shuffle off down the pub

We'll need a couple along the way

To the good it'll do our health

Raise another to celebrate

And we'll smuggle a double in just to set us straight

A second Lorna's Hammer

Threw in quite a spanner

My head was spinning I nearly lost my nerve

Scott knocked up a special

Got me on the level

Came to with the Devil in me and those fateful words

With a tipple to pick us up

Drunk ourselves a plenty

With every barrel empty

Half a squillion quid gone up the spout

On Monday we'll be hanging

Heads they will be banging

But I know a remedy ready to sort us out

With a tipple to pick us up