Philadelphia

You're an elitist bitch

And you don't know shit

And all your Philadelphia debutants are into it

I know, you've got a ways to grow

You're a high class snob

With a fancy job

And you're looking down on an ordinary slob

I know how the garden grows

Oh society hill

Lookin’ down gives you a thrill

Oh society hill

But you're still stuck in Philadelphia

You do a wardrobe change

And you're quite deranged

When you walk in a room

You think everyone should know your name

You're insane

You're a stupid bore

And you dress like a whore

And you always got lots of money to spend

With them phony friends

Oh society hill

Lookin’ down gives you a thrill

Oh society hill

But you're still stuck in Philadelphia

And one would think with all your sophistication

You'd be able to get outta Philadelphia

One would think with that fancy education

You'd be able to break outta Philadelphia