Chinese Children

If I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children

If I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children

Well, out of my toes, my little black baby grows

And that's my fact

Well, if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children

Yeah, if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children

Well, if I lived in China, if I lived in China, uh-huh

Well, out of my ears, my little black baby hears

And that's my fact

Now if I lived in Russia, I'd have some Chinese children

Yeah, if I lived in Prussia, I'd have some Chinese children

Well, if I lived in India, they'd still be Chinese children, uh-huh

And out my toes, my little blue baby grows

And that's another fact

Now if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children

Yeah, if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children

Well, if I lived in Spain-land, they'd still be Chinese children

And if I lived in Greece-land, they'd still be Chinese children

But out of my thumbs, my little red baby runs

And that's another fact, an unchanging fact

Now if I lived in my land, which I do, I'd still have Chinese children

And if I lived in Iceland, I'd still have Chinese children

Well, if I lived in Greenland, I'd still have Chinese children, uh-huh

But out of my ears, my little gray baby hears

And that's my fact

Well, if I lived in Thailand, I'd have some Chinese children

And if I lived in Japan, I'd still have Chinese children

Well, if I lived in this land, oh, if I lived in that land, uh-huh

And up from my lungs and standing on my tongue

My little blue baby sung

Yeah, if I lived in Brooklyn, I'd still have Chinese children

And if I lived in Oakland, tI'd still have Chinese children

Oh, if I was an Injun, yeah, if I was an Injun, uh-huh

Whatever I do, they're Chinese through and through, uh-huh

Well, I got Chinese children

I got Chinese children

Oh, I got Chinese children

Oh, I got Chinese children

I got Chinese children, Chinese children

Chinese children, Chinese children