I Quite Like Men

I quite like men, they're rather sweet

I like to give them things to eat

And when they're not being perfect swine

They're nice with candlelight and wine

My sympathies are feminist

But I'm glad that men exist

They have good hands and charming necks

And some of them are good at sex

They warm me up when I feel cold

I hope they'll do it when I'm old

They irritate me now and then

But on the whole, I quite like men