Curry in a Hurry (feat. Pravin)

You want a curry in a hurry or a shot in the lorry?

Spicy like a jalapeño, feeling kinda sorry

But the waiter’s in a frenzy, dropping all the trays

Now my tikka masala’s flying every which way!

Curry in a hurry, don’t you worry!

Burning up my tongue, but I still say “more-y!”

Shot in the lorry, feeling kinda blurry

Driver says “mate, this ain’t a party!”

Now we’re swerving through the traffic, naan stuck to my shoe

Samosa on the dashboard, dipping in the stew

Driver’s yelling, “Oi, what is this smell?!”

I just grin and say, “It’s a tikka bombshell!”

Curry in a hurry, don’t you worry!

Extra chili, now my vision’s blurry

Shot in the lorry, feeling kinda sorry

This night’s turning into absolute glory!

Poppadoms are raining, mango lassi’s flowing

I think I see a goat, but my brain ain’t knowing

Driver hits the brakes, tikka in my face

This meal’s gone wild—it’s a full-on chase!

Curry in a hurry, fire in my belly

Rolling down the road like a spicy Machiavelli

Shot in the lorry, it’s a crazy story

But would I do it all again? Yep—don’t you worry!