Stefan’s Turn

Fired?

Twenty-six years of service, and it's over?

Just like that?

I'm free

No more bribing paparazzi

No more picking up her pills

No more missing my own birthday to clean up liquor spills

I smuggled every drug for you

I paid off pool boys not to sue

And now I get to do what's right for me

I'll get a book deal and retire

When my NDA expires

Call my lawyers and tell them

I'm free

And all your passwords are "bitch", bitch