Cheese Janice (feat. Mexican)

Cheese Janice!!

Hey guys, yep, it’s another uhh (Yeah!! Get em’ DJ Chris!) (I love you!)

Song, by DJ Chris! (Woo! Yeah, Yeah!) (I love you DJ Chris!)

Today, it’s Cheese Janice (Yeah! Get em’ man!) (Wha- Fuck Cheese Janice!)

Yeah, she knows who she is (Yeah! Cracker Crow!) (Yeah I- Yea)

I’m gonna be joined with Cracker Crow (Cracker Crow!)

And Mexican (Who?) (I- I don’t know who that guy is.)

Let’s go DJ Chris gang! (Wait, who’s tha-)

Hey, Cheese Janice

Yep, I’m calling you right now girl

Umm, I just wanted to talk about something

I might have sent a hitman to come kill you

Cause’ you threw that plate at my dad

Now, it might have been like $1200

And I didn’t really mean to do it

Even though I did

But just watch out for this kinda tall guy

He’s gonna shoot you, and you’re gonna die

Yeah, yeah, I kno- Yeah I know girl

No- No, no you’re not gonna survive the bullet

Janice you’re not actually made of cheese

No, are you stu-

No

Oh, there’s also this other guy, he’s, he’s uhh, he’s-

He’s Mexican

I'm the king of this shit

Find yo ass and mag dump on your lip

Got Johnny dang on my fit

Might as well split, my body fully equipped

Fuck you Janice, this for my momma

Do a drive-by in my grandma’s honda

Hotboxin’ this shit, feels like a sauna

Standing on your grave, bustin’ the conga

My bad bitch built like a barbie

You just fugly looking like dobby

She got ass make me speak Punjabi

Just signed your death wish, do you copy?

Your nothing but a cheesy poser

I’m so drunk, cero weeks sober

Killing you will give me closure

(Closure? I hardly know her!)

(Crashing sound)

Get out the door, bitch you ain’t important

They callin’ me crow, cuz I be extorting

All of these hoes, they get to torchin’

Come at me bro, I’ll kick the door in

There it goes, got yo head across the reticle

Letting go, Janice you so pathetical

Bullet flows, body drops to the pedestal

Heretical, but my task is antithetical

Im sorry, Cheese Janice, I had to make you vanish

A sniper with his hit, is a wound with no bandage

I collided with this shit, I was chose as this candidate

They handed me a gun, and death? They demanded it

Good job getting the job done

Next target, Nolan Richard Murray

Make sure to make no mistakes, and kill him fast

No raps this time

I really mean it!

I’m not- I’m not kidding

I- I really hate when you do this

I just told you to kill them!

(Fucking, stupid, rappers.)