Dari
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Liza Minnelli
Performer
Alaska Thunderfuck
Performer
Nick Adams
Performer
'DRAG: The Musical' Studio Cast
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Tomas Costanza
Composer
Justin Honard
Composer
Ashley Gordon
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Liza Minnelli
Producer
Tomas Costanza
Producer
Nick Townend
Mastering Engineer
Davey Badiuk
Mixing Engineer
Nicholas Kaiser
Producer
Lirik
Your whole career is the same old schtick
And your aroma makes me sick
But everything we've built has come undone
Every time you sing a note
You sound like Whitney, oh, wait, you don't
Well, let's face it
Two bitches are better than one
You're overpainted, under-rehearsed
Of the biggest bitches, you're the worst
My dear, your lack of taste is second to none
Of the litter, you're the runt
And you're a word that rhymes with blunt
But hey, two bitches are better than one
So, Kitty, do you really think
After all these years we can work together again?
My dear, this is show business
And what is show business if not working with sleazy
Manipulative, backstabbing bitches you hate?
We're bitter rivals, that's okay
This time, there's no other way
This unholy alliance has just begun
Jerry gave us one last chance
But you can't sing
And you can't dance
Ooh, two bitches are better than one
Ooh, two bitches are better than one
A year has gone by
The debts have been paid
Gone are the days of side-eye and shade
And though they may seem like an unlikely match
The cats joined the fish
And the future is snatched
While Alexis and Kitty keep serving their looks
Business is better with Tom on the books
Now the queens have a bond that cannot be severed
Because life is short, honey, and drag is forever!
Written by: Ashley Gordon, Ashley Levy, Justin Honard, Tomas Costanza

