Dari
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Bryant Oden
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Charles Oden
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Bryant Oden
Producer
Lirik
Hey! Got any duck stories?
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold and it′s fresh and it's all homemade
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
′Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
Hey! Got any grapes?
The man said "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade, okay?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said “Goodbye.”
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said "Look, this is getting old
I mean, lemonade′s all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said "How about no."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
′Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said "That's it! If you don′t stay away, Duck
I′ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't get too close!”
The duck said “Adios!”
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
′Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I - oh."
"Then one more question for you.
Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped
Then he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while
He said "Come on, Duck
Let′s walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don′t have to ask anymore”
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said "Mmm, no thanks.
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
‘Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to a corner store
And he said to the woman running the store
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The woman said "No, it's a corner store.
I mean grapes aren't really what we're known for
We've got some grape drinks."
The duck said "They kinda stink."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
′Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store
And he said to the woman running the store
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The woman said "Oh, it's you again, Duck.
I already told you, you're out of luck.
We've got some grape gum."
The duck said "I'll take none."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store
And he said to the woman running the store
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The woman said "Look, I'm trying not to shout.
But please either buy something or get out.
We don't sell fruit!"
The duck said "I'm kinda cute."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store
And he said to the woman running the store
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The woman said "That's it! The next time you ask for grapes
I'm gonna tape you to the wall with this duct tape!
Do I make myself clear?"
The duck said "Yes dear."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the corner store
And he said to the woman running the store
"Hey! Got any grape chapstick?"
"What?"
"Got any grape chapstick?"
“Actually we do. But you don't have any money, do you?"
"Do you think you could
Do you think you could
Do you think you could
Put it on my bill?"
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man who was running the stand
“Hey! Follow me.”
The man said “Look who's back again.
Can't you go bug some feathered friend?
I'm staying right here.”
The duck said “tear.”
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck duck walked walked up up to to the lemonade stand
And he said said to to the man man who who was running the stand
“Hey! Follow me.”
The man said “Look Duck, there's no way.
You could ask me the whole day.
I refuse.”
The duck said “You lose.”
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck duck walked walked up up to to the lemonade stand
And he said said to to the man man who who was running the stand
“Hey! Follow me.”
The man said “Alright Duck, you win.
If I say no you'll just come back again
So lead the way.”
The duck said “Okay.”
So the duck duck led led the man man to to the corner store.
And then then they they stopped stopped out outside the door.
The duck said “Go ask the woman if you
Can use her duct tape for a minute or two.”
“Duct tape? What for?”
The duck said “There's the door.”
So the man walked in and the woman said "Hi."
And suddenly he felt a little bit shy.
He walked up slowly and then spoke at last.
“You seem nice. Could I use your duct tape real fast?”
She said “I really like this duct tape.
It stops annoying ducks from asking for grapes.”
Then she said with a smile “But you can use it a while.”
The man said “Thanks, you seem nice.”
The woman laughed “You've said that twice.
You seem nice too.”
The man said “So do you.”
Then the man left the store with a pretty big grin
And the duck said “Stay here while I go in.”
Then the duck duck walked walked in in to to the corner store.
And he said said to to the woman woman who who was running the store
“Hey! Got any duct tape?”
The woman said “Oh no, it's you!
You planned all this!”
“Could be true!
By the way
By the way
By the way
One more question for you
Got any grapes?”
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said “Well look who’s returned.
No luck Duck, I finally learned.
I bought you grapes you said no.”
The duck said “Gotta go!”
Then he waddled away
‘Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said “Duck you know I don’t.
I never will. I always won’t.
So please don’t ask that again.”
The duck said “You win.”
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! You got a banana?”
The man said “Duck take a wild guess.
And you’ll be wrong if you guess yes.
Of course I don’t have bananas!”
The duck said “Watch your manners.”
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! You got a carrot?”
The man said “That’s it, Duck, I’m done.
You’ve had your kicks, you’ve had your fun.
But I’m drawing a line!”
The duck said “Just one more time.”
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! You got a pea?"
The man said “No I don’t got a pea!
Hey wait a minute! Now I see!
I walked right into your trap!”
The duck said “And that’s a wrap.”
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said “Really? Another round?
You know there’s other lemonade stands in town.
Why keep bothering me?”
The duck said “You’ll see.”
Then he waddled away
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said “Here we go again.
No more, Duck. This the end!
Good luck and goodbye!”
The duck said “Gotta fly!”
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said “Is it the purpose of your life
To annoy me and my soon to be wife?
Though you did help us meet.”
The duck said “I’m kinda sweet.”
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said “I gave in, I bought you some grapes.
They’re big and they’re fresh and they’re in great shape.
But now you’ll just walk away!”
The duck said “Okay.”
Then he waddled away… 'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man said “Yes, Duck, I still do.
But if you ask me again, I think I’m through.
This lemonade stand it hasn’t earned what I paid.”
The duck said “Hey! Got any grrrrrrrrrrrrrremonade?”
The man just stopped. He said “Hey that’s a thought!
Grape lemonade, they’ll like that a lot!
And banana lemonade and carrot too!
But not pea lemonade. That wouldn’t do.
But Gremonade, wow. This’ll be huge!”
The duck said “Finally. My work here is through.”
“Thanks Duck! My sales will be sky high!”
The duck said “Stay grapeful. Goodbye.”
Then he waddled away… Then he waddled away!
Written by: Charles Oden
